Who likes bandwagon fans? They're everywhere you look, and one of my biggest pet peeves as a sports fan.
Wear their gear, openly root for them, watch their games, sure.
But don't be annoying about it.
Unfortunately, the vast majority of bandwagoners don't abide by that part. If you follow sports at all, you probably know that there have been some insufferably obnoxious bandwagoners who have emerged, spewed a lot of nonsense, and promptly disappeared upon their team's decline, despite touting themselves as "diehard fans" at the time.
Ugh.
Not long ago, I was at a restaurant at Oklahoma City and saw a man wearing a Golden State Warriors jersey, loudly boasting about how much better the Warriors are than our local Thunder.
Now you KNOW that guy didn't even know where Golden State is two years ago. His shirt might even still have the tags on it. Don't be like that guy.
But enough of that; let's look at some of the rise and fall of notoriously obnoxious bandwagons over the last few years.
San Francisco 49ers bandwagon-- circa 2011-2014
The Kaepernick/Harbaugh era was short lived yet a truly glorious time for bandwagoners. "Hey, this team has won five Super Bowls and they're good again, this will be easy to jump right on!"
Harbaugh worked his Harbaugh magic and got the team to one Super Bowl and three NFC Championship games. Many a bandwagoner could be found in your school wearing a Kaepernick jersey shirt talking about how they had been a fan since a player they looked up on Wikipedia.
Or, you might have seen them in their natural habitat, drunkenly yelling at the TV in your local sports bar over a call that is "not roughing the passer" even though the replay clearly shows a 49ers player demolishing the quarterback helmet-to-helmet.
Not so sadly, the wheels started to come off when half of the team left in free agency or retired, and Jim Harbaugh was let go. Now Kaepernick wants out and the team is faced with the very real possibility of Blaine Gabbert starting games for them. Uh-oh. Where did all those "diehard fans" go?
Miami Heat bandwagon-- circa 2009-2014
Possibly the most notorious bandwagon of all. Lebron James took his talents to South Beach and the rest was history.
It was almost like a nightmare. Teenagers running around the country in Lebron Heat jerseys saying the Heat is the greatest team of all time and Lebron is better than Jordan. Former "diehard Cavaliers fans," of course.
The bandwagon took a big hit when the Heat choked against the Mavericks and the onslaught of memes and ringless jokes at Lebron's expense reached a fever pitch. The Heat bandwagon laid low for a season, but upon its victory over the Thunder in the Finals (sad face), Miami's bandwagon returned in greater numbers than ever.
However, Lebron decided to "go home" to Cleveland last season which led to a split-- some of the "LeGroupies," as they've been dubbed by some, followed him back to Cleveland. Others decided to stay as Miami fans, but even more likely joined the Golden State Warriors bandwagon.
Los Angeles Lakers bandwagon-- on and off throughout Kobe Bryant era
When the Lakers were good (2000-2005, 2009-2012) you'd see Lakers fans everywhere, even here in the South and Midwest. When the Lakers have been bad (2006-2008, right now lol) you don't see them hardly anywhere.
This one is tricky because a lot of them could claim to be legacy fans due to the Lakers' past success. Or they jumped on the wagon long enough ago to where you couldn't really criticize them for it.
But most of all, they're fans of Kobe Bryant.
When he has a big game or plays well, they're fans. When the Lakers are winning championships, there are a boatload of obnoxious gloaters. But when Kwame Brown is their starting center, or D'Angelo Russell and Nick Young are acting like they're in high school, most "Lakers fans" are suddenly AWOL.
Now that Kobe is retiring and the Lakers stink, well, most of these people have also migrated to the Warriors bandwagon. I guess Lebron and Kobe fans finally have something in common.
Bandwagons still rolling: Seattle Seahawks, Golden State Warriors, Cleveland Cavaliers, New England Patriots, Denver Broncos, Kansas City Royals, Chicago Cubs
When will the wheels come off for these bandwagons? Stay tuned.